HAIL!

Like Archimedes, Leonardo DaVinci, and the incomparable Australian virtuoso that is Russell Crowe ... the Maddog is a Renaissance man. Poet. Physicist. Shitkicker. Bitter old crank. Voice actor. Neurotic. Sandwich man. Bon vivant. The Maddog is possessed of innumerable skills, not the least of which is speaking in the third person.

The conventional wisdom held that one could not possibly add to this embarrassment of riches. There was simply not enough room. What's more, it wasn't fair. It was selfish and unbecoming.

They were wrong.

Enter the interior decorator. And what's the centerpiece? What hangs right inside my door, greeting all who enter, and wishing best of luck to all who leave?

The king.

That's right.