Shorn

I hate getting haircuts. They take time, they cost money, and in general they irritate me. But, seeing as I'm a prick who's never happy, I do love having shorter hair. It looks less trashy when I'm lazy (aka always), dries faster, and makes me more aerodynamic. I feel I've reached the point where once again a hack and slash job is in order. Tomorrow perhaps? I shall do my best. For the children. And the dolphins.